A note to hipster boys. NO MORE PBR !!

I went to a bar here in San Diego to see a friend's band not too long ago.
All the hipster boys were paying 7 dollars for big cans of PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon).
Note, I was paying 4 dollars a pint for Guinness.

Anyway, please stop drinking that crap.
It's fucking disgusting. It's worse than Bud. It's worse than Miller.
God Almighty, I believe it is worse than Coors Light.
Stop it. Now.
San Diego has awesome local beer.
Man up and buy that at the least.
The end.