You know what they say about that, right.
Although we all do it anyhow.
Sometimes, someone writes some funny shit on a forum or a similar place.
I found the below yesterday when some "christians and athiests" were arguing in the Yahoo boards about a story on the awesome new Hubble photos.
People will argue about everything.. :) This guy's post caught my eye and I had to repost it.
In the beginning God created Dates. And the date was Monday, July 4, 4004 BC. And God said Let there be light; and there was light, God saw the date that it was Monday and got down to work; for verily he had a Big Job to do.
And God made pottery shards and Silurian mollusks and Precambrian limestone strata and flints and Mastodon tusks and Picanthropus erectus skulls and Cretaceous placentals made he; and those cave paintings at Lasceaux. And that was that for the first Work Day.
God saw that he had made many wondrous things, but that he had nowhere to put it all. And God said let the heavens be divided from the earth, and let us bury all these Things we have made in the earth ... but not too deep.
And God buried all the things he had made and that was that.