Thursday, July 13, 2006

In case you were wondering, GM confirmed it

That all Hummer drivers have small weiners.

Their new ad campaign? "Restore Your Manhood".

Um, OK.

12 comments:

Mama Duck said...

ROTFL!!!

Diane said...

I knew it!

p.s. Great Blog!

Scarlett said...

Good one! My neigbor drives one and I can confrim that this is true.

Landcomm1 said...

You just made me laugh madly. But all Hummer drivers do not actually have small weiners. There are some really, really butch girls who drive Hummers. They of course are vastly more handy to have around than the men who drive these things!

Randy McFab said...

That's unbelievable. I'm gonna search that on youtube. Now if they'll just have Viagra ads that say, "Because the difference between a wife and a girlfriend is about 40 pounds..."
Ditto on very good blog, btw.

Mike V. said...

I hope they have it there. I'm going to look right now. I saw it on TV.

Landcomm, butch lesbians frighten me, with their Levis 501's and their wrap around shades and huge vehicles.
But, are you saying that in fact THEY have large weiners?? :)

Landcomm1 said...

Mike, you know very well that is a loaded question... Of course they do and I know a few in Poway, complete with big trucks and Harleys who would be willing to provide proof! You have helped to lighten the mood on my day and through your thoughts -- and those of others -- really are helping to motivate my political thoughts and actions. Thank you, kind sir!

Mike V. said...

No worries, mate. (today is talk like an Aussie day :P )

LA said...

LOVE it!!

Ricardo said...

replace them with gem cars.

Carina said...

Have you ever seen the inside of a Hummer? They are much smaller inside than you'd expect, because the body panels are so thick. Not much roomier than my much smaller and older SUV, actually.
(Don't hate me because I drive an SUV. I have Rottwilers and need the room for crates & equipment, plus dogs, when going to trials.)
Always enjoy your blog. :)

Matt Vella said...

Who sez that there's no truth in advertising?


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