This sign totally rules:
Why does it rule?
Aside from the fact that it's funny, but as they point out so correctly on godhatesshrimp.com:
Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites.
I mean, if you're going to quote part, ya gotta go with the whole ball of wax, right?
It can't be that the rednecks just hate fags, they hate fags AND shrimp, I'm sure.
Sez right here:
Leviticus 11:9-12
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.
Seems like a slam dunk to me.
So, when you're taking your time to marginalize the gays, don't forget to throw some time over to hating the head suckers, too..
(and before any of you email me, yes I know BOTH pictures have been altered and the first one is from a site that lets you make your own "church signs". I was on the InterTron before you were born, I've already seen everything!)
2 comments:
Excellent point, Mike. Nothing like selectively using the good book to promote one's own personal biggotry. Shameful.
Whoa, this is a new one for me! Cool! Every clam-chowder-eatin' holy roller is headed for eternal damnation! Yowza!
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