People scare me.
Check out this horrible tattoo.
Don't get me wrong, I have several tattoos, but no one wants to see ugly ones.
Get on over to Somthingawful.com and see the whole story.
If you dare.
Here's a sampling of the fashion guys talking about this tattoo:
Dr. Thorpe: That wizard looks incredibly ashamed to be there. He looks like a really skittish dog that's just been hit in the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Zack: This guy is so dead in prison unless he can convince the Latin Kings that he belongs to a street gang called the Hebrew Wizards. That might cause more problems with the Aryan Nation, though.
Dr. Thorpe: I think the wizard is embarrassed that we just walked in on him while he was sitting on some fat nerd's big hairy tit.
Zack: I like how even the guy's boob has a beard. That's sweet. By "like" I mean that I enjoy medical oddities and wolfman grotesques.
UPDATE!
Well, not really, I just thought this one would get you over there.
Check out the color on this lovely Jesus Tattoo.
It's stunning.
And scary.
Here's a couple comments from Zack and Dr. Thorpe.
Zack: Save yourself from jaundice and hemorrhaging tear ducts. I like the Greek curls the artist added to the beard and hair of Our Lord. It's very Zeus.
Dr. Thorpe: And the blue skin is very Dr. Manhattan.
Zack: And the mustache is very Freddy Mercury.
Dr. Thorpe: This reminds me of the artwork that extreme schizophrenics make in mental hospitals. This tortured blue Jesus is all the poor artist sees when he closes his eyes.
3 comments:
How often do you think the guy in the initial photo has this conversation:
"Hey, wanna see my killer tattoo?"
"Um, okay"
*dude lifts shirt*
"Agh!"
"No, no, buddy, eyes up here"
"Ooohhh, that. Riiiight. Well that's, um, interesting."
go look at the whole thing.
freakin funny.
wait till you see the star wars and the nascar ones.
Okay I saw them all. Most disturbing? Hulkamania on the fat man's back (dude, the fat's still there!). Most curious? The Metallica band. Why? I wasn't sure if the tattoo of James Hatfield was supposed to look like a facial contusion or if it was just happenstance that the tattoo'd guy himself had an injury in that of all locations.
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