Pope Francis, that is. Not that I'm counting on that happening. Or any of the church hierarchy for that matter. Of all the things that the church doles out in the form of advice or rules, the strangest has to be in the area of "personal matters" - putting it lightly. I do get their stance on abortion (though I disagree) and that's likely not going to change any time soon, or ever. But.. So here are a bunch of old men, none of whom (supposedly) have been involved in an intimate relationship, telling married couples what to do in the bedroom. And telling the gays to stay the hell OUT of the bedroom. Unless they're alone. Don't touch that and don't think about that, either!