And why not? Things are way too serious right now.
OK, so this might make me sick, but I'm on the mailing list for a couple crazy right wing christian groups. I love to read what they want people to get all worked up about.
It makes me laugh.
I thought I should share today's email from AFA (American Family Association, whatever the fuck that is). Ladies, you need to call Redbook magazine NOW and cancel your subscription!
Why you ask? Well, the email says:
Redbook magazine endorses hedonistic sex (!)
If you subscribe to Redbook, call and ask that your subscription be cancelled immediately.
Redbook has become the new Playgirl. The sex advice they are giving throws all traditional values out the window and encourages a pagan, hedonistic lifestyle.
Recently, Marcia Segelstein wrote a guest column for OneNewsNow.com. I plead with you to read her article. It will open your eyes to what our children and teens are facing in a culture swimming in the moral sewer. After you read the article, please take the suggested action. Redbook operates on the philosophy that parents and grandparents don’t care enough to get involved.
I urge you to spend a little time on Redbook's Web site at Redbookmag.com. Click on the "Love Life" section.
I love the part where it says "I plead with you to read her article".
HAHA, cause you're really going to get off... I mean you're going to be pissed!
Oh, and "It will open your eyes to what our children and teens are facing in a culture swimming in the moral sewer."
Sure. I guess bombing the shit out of little brown kids in Iraq does nothing.
Sorry, had to get serious there for a second.
So, go read that article, jerk off if you have to, then cancel that dirty subscription, you hussy!