Monday, June 26, 2006

Buying illegal Viagra makes the baby Jesus cry:

Oh, what a tangled web we weave.

Eh, Herr Rush??
Limbaugh's latest drug run-in: Viagra

WEST PALM BEACH, Florida (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh was detained for about 3 1/2 hours at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Lord, if he's taking viagra, I wonder what his wife has to take in order to make getting on top of this load seem appealing..

18 comments:

Tom Harper said...

I don't give a shit about his wife; I'm worried for the rest of us. Imagine (if you dare) the scary thought of miniature Rush Limbaughs being sprung on the human race. God did not intend for this mutant to reproduce.

dusty said...

Good God..the nightmares of baby Rush's populating the earth..

He is no probation and his story which he is sticking to that his doc's signed for the drugs so NO ONE would know our little Rushie is taking them and is as verile as a junkyard dog that never gets any...

His wife..I have no sympathy..she married that five lb pack of shit packed into a 2 lb bag..its her problem..thankfully not mine.

LA said...

Best.Story.Ever.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was "labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes," Roy Black, Limbaugh's attorney, said in a statement.

So much for privacy now, asswipe.

Landcomm1 said...

Me thinks the viagra was prescribed to keep the man inflated, not his manhood. After all, a $@#& this big cannot possibly stay erect without help from drugs... :-P

Mike V. said...

His wife probably thanked the Lord his viagra was taken away..

Ma Titwonky said...

That's just too nasty a thought to consider. Blech. :)

LA said...

Mike - Is Rush married? If so, to Ann Coulter?

Mike V. said...

Yea, he's married to some younger broad that loves right wing politics, walks on a polluted beach and pro-birth rallies.

Senor said...

It would appear that your post heading is more libtard lies.

He did nothing illegal. He was not charged.

Still waiting for that Rove indictment that you said was a 100% sure thing?

SheaNC said...

I think he is currently divorced. He's been married numberous times, but I believe the last one broke up not too long ago.

Mike V. said...

I never said the Rove indictment was a sure thing.
I hoped that it was.
How the fuck would anyone know what a sure thing would be.

Now, as for this viagra purchase, it most certainly IS illegal to have on your person a prescription that does not have your name on the bottle.

Mike V. said...

"We believe there may be a second degree misdemeanor violation, which is possession of certain drugs without a prescription, because the bottle does not have his name on it," Miller said.

why do you rightards keep trying to make excuses for these people?

Ricardo said...

He actually has a penis to get up?

Landcomm1 said...

Good frickin Lord. People are charged after initial investigation all the time. I know in the world I live, having a prescription that does not belong to you is illegal. This is further proof that the faithfully right will defend to the death everything including Rush's not so stiff stiffy! The man should be jailed for violating his probation. Furthermore, he should be castrated for even thinking about having sex...

Mike V. said...

here's the thing, I don't give a crap about Rush, his boner, or how he bangs his broads when he's dreaming about the Grand Old Party.

it's all about the hypocrisy with this loser.

it makes me sad in the face to know that he's a fellow cigar smoker..

LA said...

This is from the blog of one of the morning DJs on KROQ. (http://clydetombaugh.blogspot.com/)

He writes:

"How did Bob Dole's luggage get on my plane?"

Rush Limbaugh, the most popular talk radio show in the country was detained at a Florida airport Monday when it was discovered he had prescription drugs in his luggage that were not prescribed to him. You'll recall he was previously arrested for what amounted to "doctor- shopping" for drugs and is on probation.

The drug was Viagra and Limbaugh was returning from a "brief visit to the Dominican Republic," reported the "Palm Beach Post." Some have pointed out to the uninitiated among us that the Dominican Republic is one of the most popular sex tourist destinations in the world where almost anything can be had without local prosecution for the right amount of U.S. dollars. In Limbaugh's defense, there are plenty of other reasons he might have been in that country for the weekend. He...uh....could have been scouting for the Marlins, for instance.

Rush, and his guests, and his callers are among the most judgmental and ferocious critics of any moral or legal missteps by those on their "enemies" list but I suspect they are suddenly in a forgiving mood today. Sex scandals? Drug arrests? Not a problem for conservatives as long as you vote Republican. Guess someone was just thinking with his little Dittohead......


Good stuff!

Mike V. said...

Awesome!

I was going to say that as a cigar smoker like me, it would be a mecca of sorts outside of Cuba to go there as some of the greatest factories in the world produce cigars there.
HOWEVER, I like the other explanation better.. :)

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