Friday, January 13, 2006

Something funny for a Friday

I've watched this damn video like 6 times. It's so funny, AND it even comes from SNL, which shocked me because I didn't know they still knew how to be funny.

See the video here, turn up the headphones so you can hear it well.

Watch it a couple times, you'll catch everything. Double True!

Update. Found the lyrics. See comments!

7 comments:

jessica said...

google maps is the best. true that. double true!

blog Portland said...

"Mr. Pibb + Redvines = Crazy Delicious!"

I saw this on TV, then realized afterwards I hadn't laughed that hard at an SNL skit in almost 10 years.

Mike V. said...

Ah, those carefree 90's, when the only naughty thing the president does is get his dick sucked.

Mike V. said...

Lazy Sunday, Wake in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’
Hello? What up Parn? Yo, Samburg what’s crackin’?
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? NARNIA—man it’s happ’nin’
But first my hunger pangs I’ll stick it like duct tape
We’ll hit up Magnolia And mac on some cupcakes
No doubt, that bakery’s got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling

Two no six no twelve — baker’s dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cup-cakes cousin
Yo where's the movie playing? Upper West Side dude.
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. That's a good one too!
Google maps is the best. True dat, double true!
68th and broadway, step on it sucka!
What ya wanna do Chris? Snack attack, motha-fucka!

The Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Yo stop at the deli, the theater's over-priced,
you got the backpack, gonna pack it up nice,
don't want security to get suspicious,
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough,
girl acted like she never seen a 10 befo'
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in a bag, and I'm ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater, ticket-buyin what we're handling,
you can call us Aaron Burr, from the way we're dropping Hamiltons,
Parked in our seats, movie trivia’s the illest
What friends alum starred with Bruce Willis?
We answer so fast, it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry
Yo quiet in the theatre or it's gonna get tragic
We 'bout to get taken to a dream world of magic

In the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Yes, the Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
We love that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!
Pass that Chronic-what?-cles of Narnia!

Matt Vella said...

"I'm ghost like Swazye" - made me laugh out loud.

jessica said...

you wrote the lyrics. dude. don't know what's nerdier, that you wrote them or that i read them :)

two edits to keep your poetic meter flowin:
But first my hunger pangs are sticking like duct tape; and
What friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?

that samberg guy's still hot. word!

Mike V. said...

I didn't write that!!
I found it on the site that was hosting the video.

I'll take your word on the hotness of Samberg.. :)