This is all you need to be a right wing Fundie:

That's right, boys and girls.
Leave your brain at the door and pick up your crayons, it's time to be a Fundie Christian.

"The war in Iraq is OK."
"We don't hate gays, we hate the sin."
"It doesn't really mean what it says in the rest of Leviticus."
"George Bush is a real Christian and a moral man."

"Oh yea, everything is the fault of Clinton's penis."

Check out these dummies and what prompted my post today:
Creationists Explain Dinosaurs, Ice Age, Flood, Big Bang

I like this quote best:
"According to John Whitcomb, co-author of the seminal creationist book, The Genesis Flood (1961), Noah's ark carried 1,000 different kinds of dinosaurs as well as all of the other species"

Must have been some boat.